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Physically I can do anything.
Daryl
“I am literally working my ass off.”
Rich
We were literally dying of hunger.
Sarah Fragoso, on the lack of paleo food at the Grammys. I love you, but no. No you weren’t.
Jill: If you’re a self-declared cold hard bitch and we get along, am I one too?
Me: no, you’re not inherently a cold-hearted bitch, but you are inherently sympathetic toward them, which means only that you understand the social, interpersonal, and emotional constructs that create cold-hearted bitches.
Me: Man, whisky does not go far.
Mom: Not when you’re drinking it, no.
