Jill: If you’re a self-declared cold hard bitch and we get along, am I one too?

Me: no, you’re not inherently a cold-hearted bitch, but you are inherently sympathetic toward them, which means only that you understand the social, interpersonal, and emotional constructs that create cold-hearted bitches.


Me: Man, whisky does not go far.

Mom: Not when you’re drinking it, no.