We were literally dying of hunger.

Sarah Fragoso, on the lack of paleo food at the Grammys. I love you, but no. No you weren’t.


Jill: If you’re a self-declared cold hard bitch and we get along, am I one too?

Me: no, you’re not inherently a cold-hearted bitch, but you are inherently sympathetic toward them, which means only that you understand the social, interpersonal, and emotional constructs that create cold-hearted bitches.